the-pizza-god:

adebimpe:

s-gamma:

i love them

love

them

im melting

BABBIES

AAAHHHHHHHHH

IM DYING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

kingcheddarxvii:

If this post gets 500 notes within the hour, I will film myself kicking a potato.

The great thing about this is that it’s not going to succeed and the innocent potato will live.

snoopdeer:

The hilarity of Harry Potter quotes when changing “wand” to “penis”

awkwardbirds:

heartslogos:

meeya87:

kheprisun:

otterbatch:

maggieblueberry:

How to break an apple apart with your bare hands

This

changes

everything

I started hyperventilating and laughing at the same time the second that I pressed play because dear god how exciting I’m so excited oh my god

Holy shit is this a real thing.

Someone get me some apples!

my jaw is on the floor. I GOTTA TRY ME THIS

Shit I need to find an apple OvO

Wait…people don’t know how to do this? 

kathysbrotherssister:

it was about time i redid my old adventure time tutorial because it’s really shitty and my style improved since then (i hope?). mostly done because people on DA keep favoriting the old one and it sucks so much why

(if you can’t look at the hi res, there’s this)

earlisfree:

School week hasn’t even begun and I want it to be over.

Assassin’s creed: Brothas from the hood

(Source: yencid)

(Source: wiggle-dem-niblets)